Miss Graceful

Faith was walking down the aisle at JC Penney when she tripped over nothing something and hit her head on the corner of a table. Blood was gushing like a geiser that would not be contained. We ran her to the bathroom and laid her on an unsanitary extremely smelly diaper thing (no other option *gag*) and tried to get it to stop. Her hair was bloodied, the blood was pooled in her eye sockets, her clothes were soiled, her hands were bloody. It was a MESS. We finally got it to stop bleeding and got her off that nasty thing and cleaned up, only to find ourselves in a mess of mumbo jumbo from legal perspectives. We filled out appropriate paperwork, talked to half a dozen managers/employees/concerned people who wanted to give the girls candy (doesn't that always make it better?!) and got out of there! She is fine. Graceful as always. The child can't walk into a room without running into a doorjam. Maybe someday she will develop the graceful walk of a lady...if not, she will always keep people laughing!