Ellie Pellie

Pellie starts with a "P" so just pretend it rhymes with potty. Or pee. Because that is what she did. On a step stool, in a crowded aisle in Half Price Books (seriously. I have never been in an aisle with anyone in it other than me except for this day. figures.) . She just stood on that thing and peed. It ran down the sides and made a puddle all over the floor. Then she walked to me and said, "I pottied." And sure enough, all eyes were on me as I walked sheepishly to the worker and confessed to my daughters inability to control her bodily functions. He gave me paper towels and disinfectant and all those people stood there and watched as I cleaned up the puddles. Then to make the horror of horrors worse, another worker came over popping on her rubber gloves to get the step stool that I JUST finished disinfecting so she could "spray it down". Yep. That's Ellie. We have been training her for 6 months. She just doesn't care. Dogs learn faster than she is...