A Busy Monday

My Grandma and I went to Abilene yesterday (I know, I know Summer. It was a super fast trip though) to have her fitted for a special bra that helps with pace makers somehow. Anyway, there is this lady there that sells these Jeunique bras. They are UGLY, let me tell you. Well, she decided I needed to be fitted for one too. I just looked at her and thought that I seriously don't need that kind of support...but for kicks, I stripped down. She puts this bra on me and I look down thinking "can't she see that it is EMPTY, as in devoid of breast in the cups?". She then proceeds to grab my boobs and tug and pull and rub all over the place (this is where I told her to be careful because I hadn't nursed Ellie in a while and milk was likely to come out). She had me reach in the cups (they unsnap like nursing bras so that you can get all the "breast tissue" from everywhere) and pull skin, or tissue as she liked to call it, from my underarms. It was a WEIRD experience. Well, then she gets is all done and shock! the cups are still not full. She said, "hmmm...I must have wrote that down wrong, let me get a half size smaller". While she was looking, I casually ask her what size the one I had on was. She says, just as casually, 32DD. I about fainted. When I told Cam, he said, "what is that woman smoking!!" hehehe She didn't actually have the 32D that she claims I wear, so I escaped without the purchase of a new $55 Grandma bra. I did, however, leave with a scolding for wearing underwire ESPECIALLY while nursing. Oh yeah! I forgot about the part where she told us everytime we use the potty we need to bend over and grab the front of our bras and shake shake shake. lol It is supposed to encourage blood flow and healthy breasts. Can't hurt anything right? So you women go SHAKE THOSE BOOBIES!!