Tuesday, March 13, 2007
All should follow the same rules...
Kellie had it right. It was a new test that had to show a plus sign. Sure wish I would have known that! I had the test but no instructions and after feeling extremely emotional for a few weeks thought I should take it "just in case". I peed on the stick and watched as the first line appeared, then the second line...I totally flipped out! I mean P-A-N-I-C-K-E-D!! I called my sister-in-law and went to her house to cry and moan about how this couldn't be happening. Then I asked if she had a pregnancy test, which she did, and I went to take another one before I called Cameron. I grabbed the Ept box and there on the cover was a picture of my test and it read negative!! YEAH!! I believe that all tests should be created equally and after taking so many of these in my life waiting for two lines to appear, it isn't right that when it does, it means negative. Don't get me wrong, I am glad it was negative. I mean seriously, breastfeeding every two hours, birth control pill, and a vasectomy. How could I be pregnant? Then I did what every good wife would do...I showed Cameron the test when he came home for lunch without saying a word. He looked at it, looked at me, and said "Is that Shanna's". I said "no, I peed on it this morning". He said, "Are you freaking kidding me?", which I didn't think was nice, but then he repeated the phrase a couple more times as his face turned as pale as a sheet. Girls, it was HILARIOUS! He was "about to crap his pants" (in his words). I couldn't keep from laughing. When I told him it really was my test but that it meant negative, he didn't find it nearly as funny as I did. hehehehe
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You are so mean. Do you know how many times I woke up last night thinking about this? And poor Cameron. His response was alot more G rated than Kevin's would have been.
I thought Kevin wanted another...
You should have called me if it was keeping you up!
He does want another, just not back to back like that! I think you're half rabbit.
KELLIE!! Be nice! You know our babies weren't planned...and that we were using preventative measures. A rabbit?!! I am offended.
If I were you, preventative measures would include Cameron sleeping on the couch. Ya'll are the most fertile couple I know. He could probably stare at you real hard and you'd wind up pregnant. ;)
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