I know I promised pictures. But I left my camera at church in my Mom's bag. I will post them in the not too distant future. I promise. By the way, Bryan decided to spell his name Zakry. Which he has said all along, but apparently forgot to inform Shanna. So it is Zak-ry. No a in there.
Now, tell me. Does anyone else have this problem where you try to clean house and 3 hours later, it looks exactly the same as when you started? I haven't even gotten to the bathrooms yet. Or really to anything. I am still in the pick-up mode so that I can clean-clean. But I have to say that I have had help in my not getting anything done. Gracie accidentally locked her bathroom door and shut it. WHY was she locking it in the first place??!!! Well, then, Faith needed to poo. And since she is 2 and can't reason, she went in her panties in front of the bathroom door. Then, because "gross" she took them off. And sat on her bed to put on clean panties. And that left me with a very dirty daughter and a poop print on the quilt. So to the bath we went. Screaming. Because she didn't want a bath! It was stuck to her. I had to scrub it off. Gagging. So I used Cam's poofy thing because I am not sure the poop will ever come out, and GROSS, I wasn't using mine!! So now I must wash the quilt. In sanitary mode. And that takes 2 hours!! Geez. And I was steaming, so I told Faith she had to sleep on the poopy covers. She did NOT like that. So the crying commenced. I am just so mean. I then told her, "fine. then just stick your nose in it" Now, the quilt was already in the laundry room, but she wasn't quicke enough to see that I guess. Then, I had to explain that I wasn't REALLY going to make her do those things. Even though I wanted to. Except that I would be the one to clean her up again. And it stunk so bad. ewwwww Now it smells like Christmas cookie candle in there. And I must go make them take a nap. Now.
4 comments:
OH GIRL!!! You are sooo funny!!!
hahahahahahahahaha
I think I would have offered to rub her nose in it too...hahaha. Classic mama moments.
Steph.....here you go again......making me laugh!! You are hilarious!! That really sounds like you had a blast!! ;) Hey, you could've let Faith out the back door to poop. ;)
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