Poop, Poop, Everywhere!!!!

So, I was on the phone with the carpet cleaning people when I smelled this smell. I knew it had to be something that was passing through when I caught movement from the corner of my eye. It was Faith trekking it to the bathroom. I thought to myself, "great! she will keep herself busy until I can finish this call (which was wrapping up)". Boy was I ever right! I hung up the phone about the time a naked Faith walks over to me and plops down on the carpet as I scream "NO!!!". But, yes, she did. I yanked her up almost in tears because I was terrified of what I was going to see in the bathroom, considering the sizeable booty print made of poop now on my bedroom floor. I walk in and it is like a scene from a horror movie, only poop instead of blood. There were smears on the walls, the doorjams, and oh yes, the floor. It was everywhere! And innocently lying in the midst of the poop covered rug (which is new by the way) was the diaper. She was so proud that she had taken care of this mess alone, but she was, however, a bit disconcerted with the poop that was squishing between her toes and fingers. I moved rather quickly for a woman in my condition and got her bathed and smelling pretty, the walls washed, the rug in the washer, and the floors sponged clean. I am soooo glad that the carpet cleaning guy is coming next week!